1 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:17,641 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,741 ♪ Times have changed ♪ 3 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,869 ♪ and we've often rewound the clock ♪ 4 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,830 ♪ since the puritans got a shock ♪ 5 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,916 ♪ when they landed on plymouth rock ♪ 6 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:47,212 As you see, there's nothing in my hat. 7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,049 I'm gonna pour this jug of milk inside my hat. 8 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:54,887 ♪ kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids today ♪ 9 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,972 ♪ kids, who can understand ♪ 10 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,059 ♪ anything they say ♪♪ 11 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,936 Life, humanity, everything... 12 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,689 Is just scum floating round and round... 13 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:10,235 On top of the water until it finally sinks. 14 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,238 ♪ kum-bah-yah, my lord ♪ 15 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,991 ♪ kum-bah-yah ♪♪ 16 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:21,080 ["Give my regards to broadway"] 17 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,040 Aah! 18 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:27,753 [French] 19 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,254 Oh, ma, I did it wrong. 20 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,633 Aaah! 21 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,470 Was that good? 22 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,473 And now I'm gonna put this hat on my head. 23 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:47,064 ♪ She woke up and found that her dream of love was gone ♪ 24 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,774 ♪ madam ♪ 25 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,943 ♪ she ran to the man who had ♪ 26 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:55,447 ♪ led her so far astray ♪ 27 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,952 ♪ and from under her velvet gown ♪ 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,623 ♪ she drew a gun and shot bang, bang, her lover down ♪♪ 29 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,292 ♪ and though I'm not a great romancer ♪ 30 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:11,755 ♪ I know that I'm bound to answer when you propose ♪ 31 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:15,467 ♪ anything goes ♪♪ 32 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,803 And I know that if I were down, 33 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,972 I should want to go deeper and deeper... 34 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,475 Into the fetid, festering earth. 35 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,144 [sighs] 36 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,605 Thank you, uh, george. that was very good. 37 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:29,773 What's the difference? 38 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,901 In a hundred years we'll both be dead. 39 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:35,487 I'm not sure I can wait that long. 40 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,619 Let's go, mother. one second. 41 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,246 How did george do, Mr. Chapman? 42 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,416 Do you think you might... Whoa! Not yet, honey, not yet. 43 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,793 Do you think you might want to represent him? 44 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,962 Well, we really don't get much call for children 45 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,714 Doing strindberg these days. 46 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,632 Maybe george could work up something a little lighter 47 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,342 For us next time. 48 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,344 When's little mikey get here? Good question. 49 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,513 Excuse me. When's he gonna get here? 50 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,057 [grunting] Geena. Geena. Geena! 51 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,019 Hi, mr. Chapman. [sighs] 52 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,856 What is this? It's a walkman. 53 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,441 I know it's a walkman. 54 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,901 Do you know why they call it a walkman? 55 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,611 Because you're supposed to wear it when you walk. 56 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,404 Not when you're sitting at a desk, working. 57 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,239 How can you hear if somebody calls? 58 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,951 Did somebody call? Was it for me? 59 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,996 Yeah, harvard medical. Your brain is ready. 60 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,124 Just get my brother on the phone, please. 61 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,005 Whoa! Chapman steals the puck, he splits the "d." 62 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,674 He makes his move. It's a strong move! 63 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:41,178 He is the king of west 83rd. 64 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,180 [grunting] How can he be so good? 65 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,725 How about you're old enough to be my father! Ohh! 66 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,020 He ignores the feeble taunts of the pathetic defenders. 67 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:55,525 Yes! And he... Shoots! 68 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,195 [boys] Uh-oh. 69 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,201 C'mere! 70 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,746 You heard him. Get over there! Huh-huh! 71 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,331 [boys chanting] Fight! Fight! 72 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,708 Fight! Fight! 73 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,710 Calm down, you just calm down a second. 74 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,588 It's not easy bein' father to all these kids. 75 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,131 You see that car? 76 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,759 That's my boss's car, and he ain't gonna be too happy 77 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,094 If he sees it. 78 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,680 And if he ain't happy, I ain't happy. 79 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,598 All right, listen. I appreciate your situation. 80 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,600 I feel compelled to tell you, however, that I am 81 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,394 Something of a celebrity. 82 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,730 What kind of celebrity are you? Asshole of the month? 83 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,774 No, that's all political. 84 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,567 Um, actually, did you ever see a television show called 85 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,111 Life with mikey? 86 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,780 You know, he's wacky, he's wild, he's everyone's favorite child. 87 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,031 ♪ It's life with mikey ♪♪ 88 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,283 Yeah, I've seen it. So what? 89 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,575 Well, that's me. 90 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,411 I'm little mikey. Moose shit! 91 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:48,912 Tell 'im, guys. Tell 'im. 92 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,290 [chanting] Fight! Fight! Fight! 93 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,751 Any chance of getting time off for good behavior? 94 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,880 Hey! It is you! 95 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,091 Little mikey! 96 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,885 Oh! Hey, do me a favor, autograph somethin' 97 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,304 For me, will ya? 98 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,432 Oh, yeah, sure. So, you still an actor? 99 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,600 No, I got outta that when I was about 15. 100 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,561 I just started to hate the superficiality 101 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,021 Of the whole scene. 102 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,648 I'm an agent now. 103 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,320 Morning, bambi. 104 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,780 Hey, it's noon, Honey. 105 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,289 [geena] Oh, surprise, surprise. 106 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,585 Good morning, geena. 107 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,964 You want a kiss? Okay. 108 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,719 So, is he mad? 109 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,763 He said he was gonna kill Ya if ya weren't here 110 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,639 In 15 minutes. 111 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:51,725 How long ago Was that? 112 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,728 Rest in peace, mr. Chapman. [door opening] 113 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,521 I'm sorry, mr. Chapman, It's nothing personal, 114 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,107 But business is business. Mrs. Tobin. 115 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,443 Hey, sisters grimm, Dynamic duet. 116 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,446 Flotsam and jetsam. Gimme five. Gimme 20. 117 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,532 Michael, mrs. Tobin is taking The girls over to tiny talent. 118 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,868 Go on, girls. Good-bye, mr. Chapman. 119 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,244 That's fine, mrs. Tobin, If you're not interested 120 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,871 In the doublemint commercial. 121 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,206 What? 122 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,124 Ed, you didn't tell them about The doublemint commercial? 123 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,876 What were you thinkin' about? 124 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,796 I honestly Have no idea. 125 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,465 Do you girls Like doublemint? 126 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,051 Can you say, Double-icious? 127 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,970 Yeah, that doublemint Commercial, that's only 128 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,722 A phone call away. 129 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,641 That's what you said Three months ago, mr. Chapman. 130 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,519 It won't work this time. Come on, girls. 131 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,400 [ed] Keep your coat on, michael. 132 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,277 We have to go see barry corman. 133 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,824 Mom, what kind of cereal Is this? 134 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,368 Oh, it's new from Country kitchens. 135 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:55,414 - it's not good for you, is it? - of course not, dear. 136 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,167 Isn't it dewicious... Delicious? Cut! 137 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,461 [mooing] I'm sorry, barry. 138 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,338 How much of this crap do I have to eat today? 139 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,258 What am i, job? Mom! 140 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,718 Not you, my real mom. The one who doesn't 141 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,095 Need acting lessons. 142 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,721 I'm here, barry. Honey, I'm right here. 143 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,057 I can't work with these people. I know. 144 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,768 Or these animals. 145 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,687 Probably just having some Artistic differences 146 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,188 With the director. 147 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,315 Hey, ed, ed, ed, why don't You relax, all right? 148 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:23,733 He's a 12-year-old kid. 149 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,986 I know that. You think i Like jumping every time 150 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,863 A 12-year-old calls? 151 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,948 But I have to because this Kid is gonna put braces 152 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,533 On my daughter's teeth. 153 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,493 Kristin's gonna be fine. Besides, overbites 154 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,370 Can be very attractive. 155 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,706 [sighs] Put that down. 156 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,082 Would you look at this? 157 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,375 [giggling] Listen to me. 158 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,626 This is important. 159 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,880 Just behave yourself, okay? Mrs. Corman! How are you? 160 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,882 Oh, mrs. C. You look ravishing. Really do. Absolutely. Do i? 161 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:50,260 Oh, I am using This new moisturizer. 162 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,387 You look very moist. Very. 163 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:56,224 Hey, mom, this is a business Meeting, not a block party. 164 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,477 Do me a favor. Go down to The corner and get me 165 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,020 A couple of big macs. 166 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,063 And, uh, get yourself A little something. 167 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,566 Would you boys like anything? They're fine. 168 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,234 Yeah, we'll just get by... 169 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:09,779 On whatever falls out Of barry's mouth. 170 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,366 [chuckling] I'll see you all later. 171 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,620 Hey, mom, get a life. 172 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:22,667 All right, I'm ready For your apology. 173 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,339 Wa... Wait a minute. 174 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,007 Wh... What is he talkin' about? 175 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,884 Michael, um, barry Feels that you're 176 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,636 Not quite supportive enough. 177 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,096 That you're occasionally Rude and dismissive... 178 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,516 And you don't take His career seriously. 179 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,602 You've brought me down here To apologize to him? 180 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,729 What, are you out of your Mind? For what? 181 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,856 For discovering him with His entire head stuffed 182 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,358 In a box of cocoa puffs? 183 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,776 I made this kid The cereal king. 184 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,237 Yeah, well, I'm sick of doing Cereal commercials. 185 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,198 I wanna do new stuff. I wanna grow artistically. 186 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,075 I wanna work with Michelle pfeiffer. 187 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,119 How come I wasn't put Up for her last movie? 188 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,829 Totally our fault, barry. 189 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,123 Barry, they need you in makeup. We had no idea... 190 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,042 You were interested In the part. 191 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,377 You know, you're shameless. 192 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,878 Why don't you just get on Your knees and sacrifice 193 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,380 A goat to this kid? 194 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,756 Let's hope it doesn't Come to that. 195 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,717 Barry, if you had only Mentioned this sooner. 196 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,844 All right, you two clowns, We'll talk later. 197 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,555 I gotta get into character. 198 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,223 What character? All you gotta do is swallow. 199 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,474 All right. 200 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,059 You're gonna be laughing Yourself right out of a client, 201 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,227 Mr. Funny man, 202 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,312 Because brian spiro From united talent... 203 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,857 Has been takin' me out To a lotta lunches recently. 204 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:31,403 Great! He'll be outta business Soon, the way you eat. 205 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,862 [nervous chuckling] He's kidding, barry! 206 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,906 Michael likes to kid around. 207 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,449 Tell him you were Kidding, michael. 208 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,867 All right, i... 209 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,369 [clears throat] I was kidding, barry. 210 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,704 I was kidding. 211 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,748 Come on. You know I love you. 212 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,709 [cracking] Very much. 213 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,044 [gulping] Mmm! 214 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,546 When I put barry In that headlock, 215 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:53,717 I got vitalis All over my shirt. 216 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:56,928 Listen, michael, I've got To talk to you about something. 217 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,222 Yes, ed? [sighs] 218 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,933 I'm thinking of, Eh, getting out. 219 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,894 Giving up the business. 220 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:08,315 You're not serious. Yes, I am serious. 221 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,067 One day, I'm gonna have to Send the girls to college, 222 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,944 Marilyn wants to go to europe. 223 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,613 We've got the mortgage On the house, I'm up 224 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,114 To my ears in credit... 225 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,116 Ed, you're not gonna leave Me. Ya can't leave me. 226 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,826 This is the only thing I know how to do. 227 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,202 You gotta make a Decision, michael. 228 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,871 You wanna do this Job or you don't. 229 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,999 Because, I gotta tell ya, Uncle larry asked me 230 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,375 To come work with him. 231 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,127 Uncle larry? Uncle larry? 232 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,212 Ed, uncle larry sells Bathroom accessories. 233 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,881 Is that what you wanna Do with your life? 234 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,550 No, michael, I don't wanna Work with uncle larry, 235 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,637 But I can't run this Agency by myself. 236 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,473 Either you start Becoming a real partner... 237 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,933 Or it's over. 238 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:48,855 You're right. You're right. You're right, I'm sorry. 239 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,857 I'm... I know I've been Negligent. 240 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,318 I do come in late, And i... 241 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,695 I missed a couple of days Here and there. 242 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,782 You missed october. 243 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,207 So I'll see ya bright And early monday morning. 244 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,209 Good. Bright and early. 245 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,295 I will be there When we open. 246 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,759 What time do we open? 247 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,971 [girl crying] Somebody took the fish 248 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,390 Out of the fishbowl... 249 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,850 And put it in a bowl With no water. 250 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,103 [audience laughing] 251 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,855 [woman] Mikey! 252 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,274 [man] Mikey. 253 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,528 Dad, so nice To hear from you. 254 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,029 Get down here. 255 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,364 [girl] How could you do that 256 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,075 To little goldie? 257 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,703 Listen, if it makes You feel any better, 258 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,163 I'm sure little goldie's In fish heaven. 259 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,581 Fish heaven right now. 260 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,583 Or in a fish stick. Or in a fish stick. 261 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,876 [chuckling] 262 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,712 Hey, don't make jokes About cynthia's fish. 263 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,756 Now, you have to learn When to be a comedian 264 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,717 And when to be serious. 265 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,678 No tv or ice cream For the next week. 266 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,889 Any chance of getting time off For good behavior? 267 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,350 [audience laughing] 268 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,270 [chorus] ♪ he's wacky, he's wild ♪ 269 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,480 ♪ he's everyone's Favorite child ♪ 270 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,150 ♪ it's life with mikey ♪ 271 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,444 ♪ life with mikey ♪ 272 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,738 ♪ he's coming, look out ♪ 273 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,490 ♪ there's trouble in store ♪♪ 274 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,868 Line up for Little mikey's autograph. 275 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:28,288 Eat a lotta turkey today, We got little mikey here. 276 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,956 [man] Yo, little mikey! 277 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,125 Your show sucks, man! 278 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,752 [crowd booing] 279 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,046 Hey, you wanna come over here And say that? 280 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,466 He's not comin' Over here, is he? 281 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,926 [crowd laughing] 282 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:47,348 I now declare this turkey Shack... Stuffed. 283 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,226 [cheering] 284 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,897 [indistinct talking] 285 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,345 [girl] Oh! Oh, excuse me. 286 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,846 That's all right. 287 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,348 Here you go. Thanks, mister. 288 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,641 Happy thanksgiving. 289 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,685 Thanks. Same to you, kid. 290 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,485 Gimme a couple Of those bad boys and these. 291 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,154 Seven bucks. 292 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:49,494 Think I left mywallet... Hey! 293 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,456 Hey! Hey! 294 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,170 Stop! Wait! 295 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,923 Whoa! 296 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,886 Stop right there! 297 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,101 Hey! 298 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,198 [huffing] Ah, you're fast. 299 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,908 That's great. 300 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,994 You know, there's a lot of money In women's track and field. 301 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,664 More than there is In my wallet. 302 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,499 So why don't you just Give it back to me? 303 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,501 We'll forget the Whole thing, huh? 304 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:39,961 I don't have your wallet. 305 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,213 You come near me, and I'll scream for a cop! 306 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,174 What a coincidence. That's what I was gonna do. 307 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,719 Look, I'm gonna walk Towards you very slow. 308 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,889 Just give me the wallet. 309 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,557 That's a magnifying glass. 310 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,892 What are you gonna do? 311 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,436 Wait 'til sunrise and Burn me to death? 312 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,605 Okay, now that's scary. 313 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,941 Just stay where you are, And nobody gets hurt. 314 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,235 So, what grade are ya in? 315 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,904 [train rumbling] 316 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,238 Sixth! 317 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:11,451 Aaah! Yee-oww! 318 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,599 Get your hands off me! I didn't take anything! 319 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,059 [woman] I saw you! 320 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,602 Hold still! 321 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,895 [woman] What's goin' on here? 322 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,521 If you didn't steal anything, What is this? 323 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,566 Somebody get a cop! 324 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,277 [girl crying] 325 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,695 Are you all right? 326 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:52,075 It's just... It'll be christmas Soon. And now that mom's gone, 327 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,536 It's just me and dad And little jimmy. 328 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,622 How sad. And... 329 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,957 [sobbing] 330 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,208 Don't cry, honey. 331 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,961 You see, little jimmy wants A batman doll for christmas 332 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,671 Because he loves batman. 333 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,632 Except he didn't like the second Movie as much as the first, 334 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,467 But he still wants one. 335 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,803 But my dad can't afford To buy any presents... 336 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,430 Because he's been out of work Ever since the accident. 337 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,807 What accident? 338 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,767 A bus hit him on Madison avenue. 339 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,227 Oh. 340 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,979 He's was riding his bicycle Because he's been a messenger 341 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,438 Ever since the strike. 342 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,898 What strike? 343 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,984 The air traffic Controller's strike. 344 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,902 He's been so depressed. 345 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,822 Sometimes he just sits home, Staring out the window 346 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,449 Landing imaginary planes. 347 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,702 So I wanted to try and Buy jimmy his batman, 348 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,162 But I didn't have any money Because I'm a child. 349 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,498 So I tried to steal it, Which is wrong 350 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,959 And bad and terrible. 351 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,670 But enough about me. 352 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,674 Carol, this isn't my wallet. That's mine. 353 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,139 That's my wallet. 354 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,182 He's right, his picture's On the driver's license. 355 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,601 So she tried to steal Your wallet too, right? 356 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,646 Steal it? This is my daughter. 357 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,356 Your daughter? Give me a break. 358 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,567 How could she be your Daughter? Yeah! 359 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,985 What do you mean, How could she be my daughter? 360 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,361 You ever heard of adoption? 361 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,447 Well, I got news for you, Mister. Your daughter just 362 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,699 Tried to pickpocket my husband. 363 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,784 You take that back. My little Girl would never take anything 364 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,954 That doesn't belong to her. Isn't that right, honey? 365 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,041 I'm sorry. I'm bad. I know It. Daddy, I need help. 366 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,501 I know. We're tryin' to get ya Help. Now, I'm sure if you... 367 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,796 Apologize to this nice man And give him back his wallet, 368 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,798 He won't call the police. 369 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,383 Can't I just apologize? 370 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,094 Give him the wallet, Okay? 371 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,721 It's all right, folks. Show's over. 372 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,514 We're workin' it out. 373 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,932 I don't believe this! 374 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,100 Give him the-all right. 375 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,770 Oh... Ah, this isn't Mine, either. 376 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,521 I'm sorry. 377 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,231 Let me have that back. What color was yours? 378 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,067 Brown alligator. 379 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,652 Oh. Okay, brown alligator... 380 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,821 Uh, is this it? No. 381 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,573 Wait a minute, alli... Oh, brown Alligator. 382 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,409 Hey, bingo, a winner. Okay, let's go, honey. 383 00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,911 Coming, daddy. 384 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,705 I can't wait to get Back to connecticut. 385 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,123 You were incredible. 386 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,335 I mean... That was An amazing performance. 387 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,754 You know, people have won Emmy awards for less than that. 388 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,923 I know. I did. 389 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,424 Look, as soon As we turn the corner, 390 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,426 Let go of my hand. 391 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,886 Listen, my name is Michael chapman, 392 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,387 I'm a children's talent agent. 393 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,515 If you can do in front of a Television camera what you just 394 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,934 Did, we could be very wealthy. 395 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,522 Let me give you My card... Hey! 396 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,279 ♪ for a spoonful of sugar ♪ 397 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,074 ♪ helps the medicine go Down medicine go down ♪ 398 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:43,162 ♪ medicine go down just A spoonful of sugar ♪ 399 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:50,169 ♪ helps the medicine go down In the most delightful way ♪ 400 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,966 Oh, thank you, erica. 401 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,218 I love that song. 402 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,970 Me too. 403 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,848 What were you playin'? 404 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,145 [grunting] Oscar, wake up. 405 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,690 Uh, where are we? 406 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,984 We're at a audition. 407 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,986 All right! 408 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,157 ♪ you'll be swell You'll be great ♪ 409 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,160 ♪ gonna have the whole World on a plate ♪ 410 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,329 ♪ starting here Starting now ♪ 411 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:31,669 ♪ honey, everything's Coming up roses ♪ 412 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,006 ♪ you're the best agents! ♪ 413 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,216 [snoring] 414 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,634 [boy] I can't take it anymore, felix. 415 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:39,760 I'm cracking up. 416 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,304 I told you a hundred times, I can't stand little notes 417 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,763 On my pillow. 418 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,349 We're out of corn flakes, F.u. 419 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,685 It took me three hours To figure out 420 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,355 That f.u. Was felix unger. 421 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,901 ["you're a grand old flag"] 422 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,486 Mr. Chapman, there's A girl on the phone. 423 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,530 She says she has your wallet. 424 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,491 Yes! Yes. 425 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:23,179 Hi. Count it. 426 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,723 It's all right, I trust ya. 427 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,891 [man] Can I take your order? 428 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,894 Yeah, I'll have a cheeseburger, Large fries and a vanilla shake. 429 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,438 Coffee. Coffee? 430 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,065 Yeah, coffee. It comes from beans. 431 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,693 Ever heard of it? 432 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,904 You, uh, you want A cheeseburger? 433 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,406 I got my wallet back. I don't eat burgers. 434 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,200 I'm a vegetarian. 435 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,077 Ah, that's fascinating. How come? 436 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,037 Look, I'm not here to Talk about food. 437 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,748 I wanna know how much you're Talkin' about for this tv thing. 438 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,917 Whoa, wait a minute, Wait a minute. 439 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,044 I got a couple questions for you Before we get into 440 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,587 The financial end of things. 441 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,089 Yeah, well, I got some Questions for you. 442 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,757 How come you get to go first? 443 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,592 'Cause if you don't answer My questions, I don't know if 444 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,052 I can take you to the audition. 445 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,845 And if you don't answer My questions, I don't know 446 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,472 If I can go to an audition. 447 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,099 And if you keep blowin' That smoke in my face, 448 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,017 We're through talkin' now. 449 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,479 Sorry. What's your Name, anyway? 450 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,440 Angie vega. And this is The non-smoking section. 451 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,943 You wanna put that out Before I get sick? 452 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,947 Mmph. 453 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,615 How much money We talkin' about? 454 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,286 Well, for four national spots, Depending on how often 455 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,121 It airs, it could be... I don't know... 456 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,455 Somewhere In the neighborhood 457 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,957 Of $250,000. 458 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,961 $250,000? You serious? 459 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,754 How old are you? Ten. 460 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,632 Did you say $250,000? Could be. 461 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,804 How come you're not in school? Uh, today's a school day? 462 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,306 Do your parents Know you're here? 463 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,724 No, my parents are dead. 464 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,350 What commercial's Gonna want me? 465 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,228 It's for sunburst cookies. 466 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,355 [clears throat] Who do you live with? 467 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,816 I live with my sister, Janis, and her boyfriend. 468 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,818 What do they think about You not bein' in school? 469 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,654 They don't think much Of anything. She's a scorpio 470 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,741 And he's an idiot. 471 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:10,870 What do you get outta this? Standard agency commission. 472 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,163 What's that? 473 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,331 Ten percent on Whatever you make. 474 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,291 What should I pay you 10% for? 475 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,461 Well, you need my expertise And coaching. 476 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:22,340 You need my guidance On what to wear. 477 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,343 You need me to tell you Where the audition is. 478 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,054 First of all, I don't need you To tell me what to wear. 479 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,349 And I'll give you five percent. 480 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,851 Thanks very much, But it's ten percent. 481 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,479 Six percent. Ten percent. 482 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:37,897 End of conversation. 483 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,523 Seven percent. Ten percent. 484 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,858 It's the law, all right? 485 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,526 It's in every standard Agency agreement. 486 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,070 This is not negotiable. 487 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:47,782 Seven and a half. Ten percent, and that's it! 488 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,367 Here you go. 489 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,036 [together] Separate checks. 490 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,206 [ed] Dear mr. Okun, 491 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,251 In reference to the residuals For the kramer toys ad... 492 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:04,632 Mr. Chapman, You're going too fast. 493 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,717 Okay. 494 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,386 [michael] Hello, anybody home? 495 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,639 Guys... Ah, nice of You to stop back in. 496 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,767 Don't worry, We close in a few hours. 497 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,102 Who's this? 498 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:19,980 Ed, geena, I'd like you to meet Angie vega, our newest client. 499 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,274 We're on our way to the sunburst Cookie audition. So, geena, we 500 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,901 Gotta make up a resumé for her. 501 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,611 And can you do Something with her hair? 502 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,905 Excuse us a moment, miss vega. 503 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,573 Hey, ed... All right, 504 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,075 Where did you find her? I met her in a restaurant. 505 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,244 Ed, this kid is unbelievable. 506 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,746 She's dyin' to act, And my gut instincts tell me 507 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,331 She's got what it takes. 508 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,874 Why isn't she in school? 509 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,584 I'm off for christmas. 510 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,546 Well, christmas Is three weeks away, honey. 511 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:47,842 I'm very religious. You got a problem with that? 512 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,261 Uh-uh. 513 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,554 [angie] Sunboist cookies 514 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:52,763 Light up my day. 515 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,723 Sunboist? Sunboist? 516 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,934 You wanna de-new york Your accent a little bit? 517 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,228 You got a slight yogi Berra thing happenin'. 518 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,105 Look, man, I'm from Brooklyn. You're lucky 519 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,773 I can speak english. 520 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:03,983 [michael] All right, 521 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,151 Let's go up here. 522 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,318 [woman] I'm sorry, but if you're not 523 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,445 On the list, there's Nothing I can do. 524 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,696 I know, but if i Could just see 525 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,948 The casting director... I can't believe 526 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,950 You don't even have An appointment! 527 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,453 Could you just sit down and Fill this out, all right? 528 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,622 Everything's Under control. Go. 529 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,213 Hello, I'm courtney aspinall. 530 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,299 Hi. This is my mother, Ellen aspinall, 531 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,302 And my agent, brian spiro, From united talent. 532 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:36,307 What agency are you with? Uh, chapman and chapman. 533 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,100 [chuckling] They find you at one of 534 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,643 Those open auditions? 535 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:43,230 No. Where did they find you? 536 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,358 Eighth and 47th, okay? 537 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,486 Eh, courtney, Sweetheart, 538 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,238 Practice your lines. 539 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,617 I hate it When it's raining. 540 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:58,204 We don't get to go outside For recess or ride our bikes 541 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,539 After school. 542 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,875 [laughing] That's funny, but you're not 543 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,002 Gonna do it like that, are ya? 544 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,504 What do you mean? 545 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,880 They're just cookies. 546 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,883 Don't make it sound like A commercial for hemorrhoids. 547 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:15,221 You are a very rude Young lady. 548 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,847 [sobbing] 549 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,141 I was just trying To be helpful. 550 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,810 Courtney aspinall, We're ready for you now. 551 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,730 [whimpering] I see. 552 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,524 Allison, Sweetheart, uh... 553 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:27,775 Can we have a few minutes? 554 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,401 Courtney seems to have Something in her eye. 555 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,820 All right. 556 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:34,990 Uh, then I'd like to introduce Myself. I'm michael chapman... 557 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,201 From the chapman and chapman Agency, although you may 558 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,327 Remember me as... 559 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,539 Little mikey. You're little mikey! 560 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,831 You remember. 561 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,834 Oh, remember? I grew up on that show! 562 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,294 That's funny, so did i. 563 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,296 I didn't see you. 564 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,006 [both laughing] I used to watch you 565 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:52,216 All the time. 566 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:56,845 You were so cute! I'm still so cute! 567 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,681 [allison laughing] 568 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:02,351 Anyway, I'm now representing This young lady over here... 569 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:07,231 And it would be such a... Well, Gosh, a big break for us... 570 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,651 If you'd just let her Read today, allison. 571 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,571 Uh, listen, I don't know. 572 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,905 These are the callbacks. 573 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,365 I have the head of the company In there. 574 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,743 He's a totally Hands-on type. 575 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,621 Mm, eh, has she Done anything before? 576 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,540 Here's her resumé. 577 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,000 [girl] Mom, I'm done! 578 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,251 [woman] How'd you do, honey? 579 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,377 This isn't very much. 580 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,714 Ya know, I hadn't done a thing When I walked into those 581 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,173 Life with mikey auditions. 582 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,926 And, uh, well, Hey, we all know 583 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,429 How that turned out. 584 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:45,227 Ahhh, okay. Okay, great. 585 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,036 Angie vega, This is mr. Corcoran, 586 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,622 The president and founder Of sunburst cookies. 587 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:10,085 It's a pleasure to meet you, Angie. You look very pretty. 588 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,965 Oh, you mustn't be frightened. 589 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:18,761 I'm just a little bit Of a sportsman. 590 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:22,431 You're not a sportsman. You're a murderer! 591 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:25,976 Well, shall we get started? 592 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,311 Angie, I'll read with you. 593 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,772 No, no, i, uh, I'm not a murderer. 594 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,900 Every one of these animals Was hunted legally 595 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,152 And in accordance with the law. 596 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,821 Oh, I'm sure that's a Big relief to the bear. 597 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,741 All her baby cubs are probably Just sitting in their den, 598 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,952 Saying, "mom's stuffed on A stand in manhattan. 599 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,329 But that's the law. 600 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,666 Let's just hibernate And forget about it." 601 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:56,298 [laughing] 602 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,011 Finally! 603 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,306 You found a little girl With some spirit! 604 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,183 So, michael, Who's the new girl? 605 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,310 Why, you wanna steal her too? 606 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,145 I'll just leave now. 607 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,357 It's good to see you've reached A new level of maturity. 608 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,485 Oh, bite me. 609 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,487 My point exactly. 610 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,155 Ya know what? Can I tell you something? 611 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,907 You're just jealous 'cause I got a kid with some talent 612 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,701 And you can't get her. 613 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,036 Hey, how'd it go? Did They laugh, they cry? 614 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,538 Nobody cried. 615 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:28,872 You know, chapman, you're right. 616 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,126 It's difficult not to be jealous With someone who peaks at 15, 617 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,421 Does a couple of love boats And a hollywood squares... 618 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,799 And winds up working for daddy Because he can't get a job 619 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,467 Anywhere else. 620 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:45,139 I also did a charlie's angels, And you know that. 621 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:53,105 Hey, hey, hey! Hold the elevator. 622 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:56,567 Hey, hey, hey! Angie, what are you doin'? 623 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,741 I'm glad I caught you. Can i Speak to you for just a minute? 624 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,033 Yeah, what's up? 625 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,368 We have to finish The auditions 626 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,661 Just as a courtesy. 627 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,329 We have been looking For this girl for months. 628 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:12,416 But mr. Corcoran Absolutely loved angie. 629 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,835 She got the job! She got the job! 630 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,212 Yes! Okay! 631 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,756 N-no, shh! 632 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,383 I'm quiet, quiet. 633 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,634 Thank you. 634 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:25,304 No, no, no, Thank you. 635 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,555 Here's the paperwork. 636 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,599 We need to see angie for a Costume fitting this friday. 637 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,727 Friday. You got it. 638 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:40,110 [dog barking] 639 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,620 Yeah, what do you want? 640 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,705 [hard rock] [indistinct chattering] 641 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,582 Uh, is this the vega residence? 642 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,209 I'm looking For angie vega. 643 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,668 Lenny, who is it? 644 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,213 My name is michael chapman, I'm a friend... 645 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,135 Hey! Angie! 646 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,637 What are you Doing here? 647 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,473 You got it. You are The sunburst cookie girl. 648 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,809 Out of hundreds of kids, They picked you. 649 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,769 When do I get the money? 650 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,146 You wanna try to hold down The excitement a little bit? 651 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,689 When do we get the money? 652 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,149 After we shoot The first commercial! 653 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,109 Listen, I gotta get your sister To sign these documents. 654 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,486 I'll get 'em signed. 655 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,695 Angie? 656 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,697 I really wouldn't mind talkin' To her, if that's okay... 657 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:26,990 Now's not a good time. 658 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,034 Uh, angie? Listen, here's my home number. 659 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:33,497 Give me a call When she signs 'em. 660 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,583 Congratulations! 661 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,754 [woman] And you're from moscow. 662 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,882 That's our hometown. 663 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,969 You only had a moustache In those days. 664 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,930 Oh, you look So much older... 665 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,267 Remember, It's russia. 666 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:56,186 Cold. Brr. 667 00:30:56,354 --> 00:31:01,608 Okay. So much older, Alexander vershinin-nin. 668 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:07,281 And you-you look so great 669 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,700 In this sweater, Debbie, I swear. 670 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,994 Michael, please, stop. 671 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:14,371 I have this audition tomorrow. Are you gonna help me or not? 672 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,291 Da, da, da, okay. 673 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,167 Where were we? 674 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:23,422 Uh, that's me. The lovelorn major. 675 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,842 I wanted-tell me what that fabric is. 676 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,719 What is it? 677 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:32,055 [moaning] [knocking] 678 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,727 [growling] Ahh, all right, 679 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:40,272 Just stay in character, all right? 680 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,442 It's cold. Brr! 681 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:49,281 This can't be happening. 682 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,991 Here's all the stuff you needed signed. 683 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,451 Now? 684 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,620 Oh, and I also thought I should bring this back. 685 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:55,871 Whose is this? 686 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,539 Mr. Cookieman's. Corcoran's. 687 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,082 I don't believe you! 688 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,335 I admit, it wasn't such a great idea, but, 689 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,670 You know, you get in a habit. 690 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:06,548 Oh, huh, I didn't know You had company. 691 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,925 Yeah. 692 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:11,386 Hello, I'm debbie. Hi, I'm angie. 693 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:15,057 This place is disgusting. Tell me about it. 694 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,643 Ah, she was just deliverin' This stuff. Angie's a client. 695 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,437 Oh, really? Me too. 696 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,066 I thought he just Represented kids. 697 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,609 [whispering] No! 698 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,027 Is that true? 699 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,363 Kids of all ages Is what she meant. 700 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:33,784 Huh! Well, no wonder I've never gotten a job! 701 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,285 You're a kid's agent! 702 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,870 What are you saying, You never got a job? 703 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,872 I got you that job In the trojan women. 704 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,290 Oh, big deal! 705 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,918 One lousy production In a theater in passaic? 706 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,253 And I had to make The costumes too! 707 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,130 Debbie, debbie, debbie. 708 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,926 Any chance of getting time off For good behavior? 709 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,679 No. 710 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,223 Debbie! D-debbie, d-don't go. 711 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,016 Nice meeting you, angie. 712 00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,268 Debbie... 713 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,860 [sighs] 714 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:11,279 Uh, did I come At a bad time? 715 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,991 No, no. That was perfect. 716 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,534 Think I'd gotten Just about everything 717 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,035 I could out of the evening. 718 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,912 So I was thinking, I can't concentrate 719 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,330 On the commercials at home... 720 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,708 With lenny And all his stupid friends. 721 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:27,421 So I thought I'd stay here Until we're done. 722 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:31,341 [chuckles] That's three weeks away. 723 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,927 So what? 724 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,971 So I don't think your sister's Gonna be too happy about that. 725 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:39,433 Listen, I take better care Of her than she does of me. 726 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,687 So don't worry about it. She knows I'm here. It's cool. 727 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:48,817 It's not cool. Can I tell you something? 728 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,694 I don't wanna be rude... 729 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,196 And I'm real sorry About your domestic problems. 730 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,990 But this is My lucky pac-man pillow, 731 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,534 This is my house, This is your bag 732 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:03,165 And that's the door. I like my privacy. 733 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,375 More than your commission? 734 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:13,216 What, are you threatening me? I don't respond well to threats. 735 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,219 I will not be threatened. 736 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,763 [grunting] 737 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,515 [angie] You are such a pig! 738 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:23,685 Yuck! 739 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,276 [knocking] 740 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:42,996 Yeah. 741 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:46,416 Do you know this girl? Is she staying with you? 742 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,002 That depends. What did she do? 743 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,921 Huh! I found her In the hall this morning, 744 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,924 Throwing out your garbage. 745 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,094 I'm sorry, mrs. Cantrell. That won't happen again. 746 00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,429 I hope it happens Every day. 747 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,932 Usually, the garbage Just sits there, 748 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,934 Smelling up the whole place. 749 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,977 Not to mention The cigarette butts. 750 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,270 Dear? 751 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,772 Don't you think it's time To get ready for school? 752 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,816 Yeah, right. In my next life. 753 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:12,234 Look at this place! 754 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:13,985 Yeah. Thank you, Mrs. Cantrell. 755 00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:16,780 [mrs. Cantrell] Uuh! 756 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:56,486 Get away from me with that! I'm about to have breakfast. 757 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:33,541 Uhh. Uhh! Ooh! 758 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,758 [ed] What? 759 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:42,926 I don't believe this! 760 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,470 You let her stay In your apartment? 761 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,889 I don't understand you. I really don't. 762 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,266 I thought you'd be happy. 763 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,684 We finally get the biggest job We've had in years... 764 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,769 And you're upset 'cause There's a few little problems. 765 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,229 A few little problems? 766 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:55,605 You said she doesn't go To school. 767 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,816 She steals, she ran away From home. We're now 768 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,609 Representing the omen. 769 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:01,903 Did you check her head For the little 666? 770 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,697 Yeah, there was only two sixes. 771 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:07,075 We got her just in time! 772 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,954 Miss briganti, Announce me, please. 773 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,248 Certainly. 774 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,459 The cereal king is here. 775 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,086 Hi, barry. 776 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,337 Barry! 777 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:21,131 What an unexpected pleasure. 778 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,049 [chuckling] I wanna go skating. 779 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,718 Skating? 780 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,136 Who doesn't? 781 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,637 [chuckles] Ah, I'd love to take you 782 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,473 Skating, barry, but we're Still sort of working here. 783 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,142 Oh, is that right? 784 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,228 I bet brian spiro from United talent would be willing 785 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,980 To take me skating. 786 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:41,818 I bet that-va-va-vavoom! 787 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,238 Well, hello, dolly! 788 00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,365 Who's the troll? 789 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,201 Barry corman, I'd like you To meet our newest client, 790 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:51,870 Angie vega. 791 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,372 Enchante, mademoiselle. 792 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,833 Yuck! 793 00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,128 [geena giggling] 794 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:05,425 How would you like to Accompany me to wollman rink, 795 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:08,762 My brown-eyed girl? 796 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:11,306 Get lost! 797 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,601 Hey, come on! 798 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:15,894 Get on the ice! 799 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,520 I've never been able To tie these things. 800 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,022 Mom always had to do it. 801 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,648 [michael] Ya know, I was thinkin', 802 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,150 It's real cramped At my apartment 803 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,526 With angie there... 804 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,862 And, uh, you got that Big house and everything... 805 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,906 Oh, forget it! 806 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,366 Look, it's no place For a kid, ed. 807 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,035 I got various friends Comin' over at all hours... 808 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,830 And I stay up late And I play my music loud... 809 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,165 Oh, please. 810 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,541 Stop making it sound Like the copacabana. 811 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:41,378 It's a one-bedroom pigsty You share with various 812 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,089 Bimbos and a 32-inch tv. 813 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,174 We're talkin' about a lot Of money here, and it's not 814 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,550 Just gonna be these commercials. 815 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,387 This kid is very special. 816 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,389 Look, michael, You're gonna have to be 817 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,182 Responsible for her. 818 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:58,186 Make sure she goes to School, stops stealing. 819 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:02,065 And do something About that knife. 820 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,609 [growling] All right, tv off. 821 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:05,777 You got school tomorrow. 822 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,737 I'm not Goin' to school. 823 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,572 Yeah, ya are. 824 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,449 I am not! 825 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:13,868 You are! 826 00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:18,164 I already know Everything I have to know. 827 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:24,129 Ya know, you're right. I mean, you're smart. 828 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,714 You are so smart. 829 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,508 You're just not That smart. 830 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:29,801 I'm smart enough. 831 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:31,094 What's the capital Of new york? 832 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,303 Albany. 833 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:33,346 What's the capital Of new jersey? 834 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,389 Newark. 835 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:35,557 Trenton. Who was The 16th president? 836 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,267 Carter. Lincoln. 837 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,643 What's the longest river In the world? 838 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,229 The hudson. The nile. 839 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:42,814 Who's the oldest Beatle? 840 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,274 The oldest who? 841 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,151 How do you know This stuff anyway? 842 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,861 Cnn. How come you Don't know it? 843 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:51,197 Maybe you should go To school, huh? 844 00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:53,324 I went to school. 845 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:56,578 Couldn't have been A very good one. 846 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:59,747 You wanna know About my school? 847 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:06,463 My school was a trailer outside The life with mikey set. 848 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,548 There was me, The girl who played 849 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,176 My sister on the show... Who, Incidentally, 850 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,595 Is up for parole In a couple of months... 851 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:17,891 And this, uh, 73-year-old mennonite woman 852 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:20,059 With halitosis And a hearing aid... 853 00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:23,480 Named miss mitchell. 854 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:27,317 Yeah, and? 855 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:32,572 And I never got to know Any other kids. 856 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,783 Can you imagine What my prom was like? 857 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,828 I don't care. I'm not goin' to school. 858 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,705 And put that out. 859 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,290 Don't you ever read What secondary smoke 860 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,834 Does to kids? 861 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,045 Lucky for me, I don't have any kids. 862 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,296 That's right. 863 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,381 I'm not your kid. So I don't Have to listen to you. 864 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:52,383 Yeah, you do. 865 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:53,885 And you're goin'. 866 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,055 If I go to school, You're out $18,750. 867 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,389 Come again? 868 00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:02,352 Seven and a half percent Of $250,000. 869 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,188 First of all, It's ten percent. 870 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,608 And that means you're out- Uh-two... 871 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:12,987 $225,000. 872 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,449 Ya know, I'm tired of this. 873 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,660 Tired of you movin' Stuff around in my bathroom. 874 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,578 And I'm tired of you Tellin' me I can't smoke. 875 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:22,497 And I'm tired of you Eatin' muffins all the time 876 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,040 And not givin' me any. 877 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,708 Tired of you Takin' over my bedroom 878 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,169 And usin' my phone all the time; Throwin' out food just 879 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:33,299 Because the expiration Date, it's not worth it. 880 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:36,344 Tomorrow you're goin' back To your sister's. 881 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:39,973 Where are you goin'? Wherever you're not! 882 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,225 I won't be here When you get back! 883 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,351 Great! 884 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,020 You wanna turn out the lights When you leave? 885 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,647 I hate you! 886 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,899 [faintly] No, you don't! 887 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,902 Yes, I do! 888 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,232 This really sucks. 889 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,152 You see, by the end of the day, You're gonna be using much more 890 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,529 Sophisticated terminology. 891 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,823 Like, uh, This really sucketh. 892 00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,409 I better Get this over with. 893 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,746 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 894 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,123 Here, here. Don't forget this. 895 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,500 I can't believe You made me lunch. 896 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,044 Yeah. 897 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,296 With what? All you have In your fridge is ketchup. 898 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,672 It's mu shu pork. 899 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,132 I've taken out the pork. 900 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,467 Don't lose this lunch box. 901 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,801 That's a collector's item. 902 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,637 Really? How much Can I get for it? 903 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,764 Go to school. 904 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,599 Men! 905 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:08,645 Be nice to the other kids. Don't mug anybody. 906 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:11,981 Bye. 907 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,150 ♪ zip-a-dee-doo-dah ♪ 908 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:17,528 ♪ zip-a-dee-ay my, oh, my ♪ 909 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:24,661 ♪ what a wonderful day ♪ 910 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:33,044 ♪ mr. Bluebird on my shoulder Hey, you know what I mean ♪ 911 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,755 ♪ zip-a-dee-doo-dah-day Hip-hip hooray ♪ 912 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,007 ♪ a-okay today's my day, Friend ♪ 913 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:40,343 ♪ and I still wanna play Sunshine on my mind ♪ 914 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,221 ♪ rewind to time just Like albert einstein ♪ 915 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,014 ♪ say, where's the bird There's the bird ♪ 916 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,557 ♪ the bluebird, That's the truth ♪ 917 00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,309 ♪ ooh, it makes you say "word" ♪ 918 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,353 ♪ it's the actual Satisfactual manufacture ♪ 919 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,980 ♪ better believe Ooh-de-shoz, irresistible ♪ 920 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,651 ♪ dip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay ♪ 921 00:44:56,819 --> 00:45:00,071 ♪ my, oh, my What a... ♪ 922 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,449 Excuse me, george. 923 00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,202 Misters chapman, I think you oughta come out 924 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,496 And look at this. 925 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:12,500 Now? What's the problem? 926 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:17,213 Oh, my god! What happened? 927 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,882 I got in a fight. But it's okay, I won. 928 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,467 Should see the other guy. 929 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,761 The other guy doesn't have A commercial to shoot tomorrow. 930 00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:25,596 Neither does she with that face. 931 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,098 Ya know what's good? 932 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,767 A piece of steak. You put it on the eye. 933 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:31,894 We can't afford steak. 934 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,355 I don't want Any meat on my face. 935 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,607 Quick! Somebody get some tofu. 936 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:39,902 [laughing] 937 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:44,449 [alarm ringing] 938 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:50,079 [sighs] How's it look? 939 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,124 Like the opening scene From rocky. 940 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,751 Why me? 941 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,919 I'm a good person. I believe in god. 942 00:45:57,087 --> 00:46:00,631 Don't worry. They don't call it Cover girl for nothin'. 943 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,763 Here we are. How do ya feel? 944 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:07,972 You all right? 945 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,265 You'll do fine. You look great. 946 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,433 No one's gonna notice. You look good. 947 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,934 Good morning, angie. How are you today? 948 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:13,102 Good, mr. C. 949 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,437 Good morning, Mr. Corcoran. 950 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,272 Wait, what's Wrong with your face? 951 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,566 Why is she wearing All that makeup? 952 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,359 Your eye's all puffy. 953 00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:22,278 Now, that's not gonna show up On screen, is it? 954 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,654 We can't have that. 955 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:24,989 I don't think you're Gonna have a problem... 956 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:26,783 What happened was-wait a minute. 957 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,118 Wait a minute. 958 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,746 I was in the cafeteria yesterday And I told a few people 959 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:33,372 About the commercial. 960 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,792 And there was this one girl, Sheila bersten. 961 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,628 She said sugar gems are better Than sunburst cookies. 962 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,172 Sugar gems! 963 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,800 They're made with lard And preservatives! 964 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,384 That's what I told her. 965 00:46:45,552 --> 00:46:47,303 I said, "sunburst cookies Are all natural. 966 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,638 No preservatives. 967 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:54,268 Just nature's own recipe." And then she punched me. 968 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,145 Now, now, now, that's all right. 969 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,981 She was probably Just a little jealous. 970 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:00,483 It all happened so fast. 971 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,151 There were cookies everywhere. 972 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:03,903 Now, don't you worry. 973 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:06,864 You're my girl. 974 00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:08,491 Somebody cover up That eye. 975 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,327 Come along to makeup. 976 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,664 [sighing] What a week! 977 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:18,751 First I lose my wallet. Now this. 978 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,504 [man] Action! 979 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,172 I hate it when it's raining. 980 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:25,675 There's-there's... 981 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,343 Cut! Cut! 982 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,262 No problem. Keep it going. 983 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,472 Make the heavens weep. 984 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,057 Right away, please. 985 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,392 Mark it. 986 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,768 Sunburst cookies, Take two. 987 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,520 And action! 988 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,188 I hate it when it's raining. 989 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,190 We don't get to go outside For recess... 990 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,025 Or ride our Bikes after school. 991 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,318 Cut! 992 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,737 You're supposed to hold The cookies up. 993 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:50,032 And you've got to be more Excited! Excited! 994 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,952 Sunburst cookies, Take 21. 995 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,203 Action. 996 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:57,039 Sunboist cookies... Cut! Sunboist? 997 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,500 Sunburst cookies, Take 49. 998 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:00,751 And action. 999 00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:04,213 Sunburst cookies... Aah! 1000 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,133 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 1001 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,385 Mr. Corcoran, could i See you for a moment? 1002 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:10,803 [man] All right, people, 1003 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,346 Hold your positions. 1004 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:14,599 Go talk to her. 1005 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,185 Excuse me. 1006 00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,228 I can't do this. 1007 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:20,313 Yes, you can. 1008 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,106 Just relax, all right? You're gonna be fine. 1009 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,983 It would be easier If you'd just let me talk 1010 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,484 Like a real person. 1011 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,236 I hate it when it's raining. 1012 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,571 I should have known. 1013 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,531 It's my favorite little Sunny friends." 1014 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,326 I mean, it's like a cookie For manic depressives. 1015 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,912 Huh! Okay, it's stupid. 1016 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,915 You're right, It's a stupid line. 1017 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,000 But it's no more Stupid than, 1018 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,794 I hope little jimmy gets A batman doll for christmas... 1019 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:46,422 Because he really wants it, Blah, blah, blah." 1020 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,090 I mean, that's pretty stupid. 1021 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:50,927 But that's what show business Is all about: 1022 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:53,012 Acting like an idiot. 1023 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:55,598 It's not you, You're just doin' your job. 1024 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,058 You know what I mean? 1025 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:59,477 Look at it this way: Most people feel like idiots 1026 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,937 Most of the time... 1027 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,813 But they don't Get paid for it. 1028 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,815 Relax, you're gonna be fine. 1029 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:07,944 I know what an idiot you can be. 1030 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:09,278 Come on. 1031 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:10,446 [laughing] All right, 1032 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,781 Friends and relatives, Take a hike, please. 1033 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,199 Clear my set, come on. 1034 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,242 Get ready, mark it. 1035 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,203 Is she okay? She's okay. 1036 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:18,788 And action. 1037 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,456 I hate it when it's raining. 1038 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,458 We don't get to go outside For recess... 1039 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,336 Or ride our Bikes after school. 1040 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,129 Where's that coming from? 1041 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:29,340 I should have known! 1042 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:30,758 Cut! 1043 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:32,635 Let's try it with a closed bag, For god's sake! 1044 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,305 Makeup, I can still See the eye. Angie, 1045 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:38,975 Better. 1046 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,187 Sunburst cookies, Take 72. 1047 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:45,231 And action. 1048 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,900 My favorite little Sunny friends. 1049 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,485 [announcer] Sunburst cookies are made 1050 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,445 With heartwarming honey. 1051 00:49:51,613 --> 00:49:52,738 And... Oh, yes! 1052 00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:55,950 A special splash of sunburst for That fabulously fresh flavor. 1053 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,159 [man] Sunburst cookies, 1054 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:58,327 Take 81. 1055 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:00,830 Sunburst cookies Light up my d... My... 1056 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,582 Sunburst cookies Light up my... 1057 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,043 Sunburst cookies Light up my day! 1058 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:07,420 Cut! 1059 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:10,006 Perfect. We're wrapped. 1060 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:13,092 [cheering] 1061 00:50:14,219 --> 00:50:15,845 How about our little girl, huh? 1062 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,179 Oh-ho-ho! 1063 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,182 Listen, if these spots look As good as I think they will, 1064 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,476 You boys and I are gonna Have to sit down and discuss... 1065 00:50:22,644 --> 00:50:26,147 Making angie our national Sunburst cookie girl. 1066 00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:27,857 Oh-ho-ho! 1067 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,525 This is great! 1068 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,193 Oh! Oh! 1069 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,486 Thank you, Mr. Corcoran. 1070 00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:35,281 Hey, You were great! 1071 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,661 Ahh, I am really beat. 1072 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,039 Ya know, you always Just watch commercials... 1073 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,500 And you never, ever think How hard it is to make them. 1074 00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:48,753 You were great. 1075 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,213 I was proud of ya. 1076 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,632 In fact, when I was Watchin' ya, 1077 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,468 You kinda reminded me... 1078 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,386 Of this time I was doin' the show 1079 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:00,514 And this, um- 1080 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:09,857 ♪♪♪ 1081 00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:19,325 [dance rock] 1082 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:28,626 ♪ hey, louie can you see I couldn't leave you ♪ 1083 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,797 ♪ if I tried hey, Louie listen to me ♪ 1084 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:35,591 ♪ we've got a thing So dignified ♪ 1085 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,093 ♪ it don't matter ♪ 1086 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:40,888 ♪ if we lived in a shack Or in a shiny cadillac ♪ 1087 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,265 ♪ it don't matter Rich or poor ♪ 1088 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,060 ♪ when love is knockin' At your door ♪ 1089 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:51,232 ♪ it feels like christmas Just like christmas ♪ 1090 00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:56,445 ♪ it feels like christmas With you ♪ 1091 00:51:56,613 --> 00:52:01,909 ♪ it feels like christmas Just like christmas ♪ 1092 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:06,705 ♪ it feels like christmas With you ♪ 1093 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:09,834 ♪ don't you know It feels like christmas ♪ 1094 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:12,628 ♪ just like christmas It feels like christmas ♪ 1095 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:17,967 ♪ with you every day ♪ 1096 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:24,723 ♪ it feels like christmas Just like christmas ♪♪ 1097 00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:44,326 Hello, I'm mrs. Gordon. Are you mr. Chapman? 1098 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,536 Yeah, I am. 1099 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,163 And I just wanna Tell you right now... 1100 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,915 That we're claimin' Self defense on this one. 1101 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:53,794 Angela, I'm not amused. 1102 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,671 [whispering] Angela! 1103 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,548 I want you and evan To wait outside 1104 00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:02,511 For a minute, please. And no hitting. 1105 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,014 I didn't hit him That hard! 1106 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,682 She broke my retainer. 1107 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:07,892 You gotta jab, buddy. 1108 00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:09,810 She'll get that Overhand right in. 1109 00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:13,022 They're so cute at this age, Aren't they? 1110 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,982 Would you mind telling me What your relationship 1111 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:17,234 Is to angela? 1112 00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:18,944 Uh, yeah, sure. 1113 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:23,490 Angie... Angela, uh, is doing A series of commercials 1114 00:53:23,658 --> 00:53:25,034 For sunburst cookies... 1115 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,203 And, uh, I'm her agent. 1116 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:28,996 Although, right now, I'm thinkin' about bein' 1117 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,456 Her boxing promoter. 1118 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:34,585 This isn't funny, mr. Chapman. Please sit down. 1119 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,838 [sighs] 1120 00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:42,468 We have a very serious Problem here. 1121 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,720 Now, angela Is an extremely bright girl, 1122 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,555 But she's also very lonely. 1123 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:49,099 She eats lunch by herself Every day. She barely talks 1124 00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:51,185 To the other children. 1125 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:54,605 No kidding. I had no idea. 1126 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,232 That's because She's not very good 1127 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,234 At expressing her feelings. 1128 00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:00,653 She either runs away Or hits. 1129 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,030 So, instead of writing A love letter... 1130 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,449 Or drawing little hearts On her notebooks 1131 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,244 Like the other girls, She's going to give evan 1132 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:11,622 A concussion. 1133 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:15,918 I... You mean, she, uh... Has A crush on him. 1134 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,045 [chuckles] And I know it's very sweet, 1135 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:22,716 But... She's frightened and Insecure and not sure 1136 00:54:22,884 --> 00:54:24,843 Of how to be with Other children. 1137 00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:27,846 She's become... Really withdrawn... 1138 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:32,768 And difficult since her Mother passed away. 1139 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,437 Listen, um, are you Sure you wanna be 1140 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:36,814 Talkin' to me about this? 1141 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:40,526 'Cause this... Really Isn't my area. 1142 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:44,613 Fine. You're the one She told me to call. 1143 00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:49,660 But tell me, mr. Chapman, Who should I be talking to? 1144 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:55,457 Where is mikey? It's 8:30. 1145 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,334 I'm really beginning To get worried. 1146 00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:58,669 I hope he's not in Any kind of trouble. 1147 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,671 I never should have Yelled at him. 1148 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,090 Now, it's not your fault, Helen. 1149 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,426 The boy let the Dog out of the yard. 1150 00:55:05,593 --> 00:55:07,303 [audience laughing] [crying] 1151 00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:08,804 I miss him. 1152 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,306 We all miss mikey, honey. 1153 00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,932 I was talking about the dog! 1154 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,684 [audience laughing] 1155 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,644 Maybe we should call the police. 1156 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,146 [man] You're right. 1157 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,148 What? 1158 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,608 [mikey] Merry christmas, everyone. 1159 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:22,818 How come You never told me 1160 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,571 About your mother? 1161 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,990 I don't want to talk About my family, okay? 1162 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,035 It's my business. 1163 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:32,661 [angie] Since when does ed 1164 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,038 Want to see me on a weekend? 1165 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,789 I don't know. He just Said it was important. 1166 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:37,166 What time you got? I don't know. 1167 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,334 Why don't you get A watch? 1168 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:39,918 I haven't got time To get a watch. 1169 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:40,878 Get it? Get it? 1170 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,004 [angie] Yo, bambi. 1171 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,339 Hey, angie. Hey, michael. 1172 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:45,799 What's shakin'? 1173 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,261 Surprise! 1174 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,263 [cheering] Surprise! 1175 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:55,476 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ It's not my birthday. 1176 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:56,810 I know that. I know that. 1177 00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:59,396 But I thought you needed A party, and besides that... 1178 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:04,318 I thought it was a perfect Opportunity to meet mr. Right. 1179 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,821 Oh, my god! 1180 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:10,157 ♪ dear angie ♪ Angie. 1181 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:15,162 [solo] ♪ happy birthday to you! ♪ 1182 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,705 Save it, judy, save it. 1183 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,500 All right. 1184 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,382 [sighing] I see what you like 1185 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:27,841 About the guy. 1186 00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:30,219 Really. He's cute. He's polite. 1187 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,388 We know he can Take a punch, right? 1188 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:34,181 I can't believe you did this. 1189 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:36,558 Ah, will you just go in And talk to him? 1190 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:40,604 Come on, just... Ask him What his hobbies are. 1191 00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,564 Talk to him about class. 1192 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,817 Tell him his teeth are Really straightening out. 1193 00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,026 You don't understand. 1194 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:49,696 I try to talk to him, chapman. But he won't even look at me. 1195 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:53,659 I'm ugly, that's the problem. 1196 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:57,579 [sighing] You are not ugly. 1197 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:03,001 Hey, hey, hey, You're not ugly. 1198 00:57:03,169 --> 00:57:04,336 Can you say that? 1199 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:05,963 Can you say, I'm not ugly? 1200 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:08,006 Say, "I'm not ugly. 1201 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,258 I'm not ugly. 1202 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,718 I'm not ugly!" I'm not ugly. 1203 00:57:11,886 --> 00:57:13,887 Well, you... That... Now that was ugly. 1204 00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:15,639 Say, "I'm not ugly." 1205 00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:20,436 I'm not ugly! I'm not ugly. 1206 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,896 Right. Right. 1207 00:57:23,064 --> 00:57:26,650 [door opening] Hey, birthday girl! 1208 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:33,490 Let me be the first to say You don't look a day over ten. 1209 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:38,036 This is just a small token Of my affection. 1210 00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:40,998 And there is more Where that came from. 1211 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:44,042 Now that is ugly. 1212 00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:47,880 Ed? 1213 00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,131 Hi. Hi! 1214 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,801 Ed, we've been meaning To talk to you about judy. 1215 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:55,137 She's been with you For two years now. 1216 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,472 Yeah. 1217 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,140 That's a lot of Wasted talent. 1218 00:57:58,308 --> 00:57:59,516 [chuckles] You know, we'd 1219 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:01,727 Really love to See her on a series. 1220 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,354 Oh, so would i. Um, As a matter of fact, 1221 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:07,024 Someone from nbc Just called about judy 1222 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,358 The other day. 1223 00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:09,651 Didn't they, geena? 1224 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:12,446 No. Yes! 1225 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,658 So, you like acting. Not really. 1226 00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:18,368 It's kind of stupid. 1227 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,204 I think it's kind of cool That you're doing it. 1228 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:22,372 Angie has time to go to school, Do her homework and make 1229 00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:24,166 Commercials in her spare time. 1230 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,585 Don't let her go. Do you mind? 1231 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,795 Excuse me. 1232 00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:30,672 Shake it, george! Shake it, george! 1233 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,174 Hey, hey! 1234 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,425 [michael] Hey, can I get your attention? 1235 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:34,676 Everybody listen up! 1236 00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:37,012 In honor of our birthday girl, I've made reservations 1237 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,472 For a very elegant affair. 1238 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,140 Kids only. 1239 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,643 [cheering] But! But... 1240 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,521 But I need you all to be On your very best behavior. 1241 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:48,357 [crowd cheering] There you go, 1242 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,026 Take that! 1243 00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:53,195 Kill the lobotomizer! 1244 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:54,530 Kill him! Kill him! 1245 00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:56,031 Will somebody please Throw judy wasserman 1246 00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:57,366 In the ring! 1247 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,492 Oh, sure george! 1248 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,702 Are you gonna catch her When they throw her back? 1249 00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:02,538 [wrestlers shouting] Come on! 1250 00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,789 I hate wrestling. 1251 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:06,708 Yeah, but evan loves it. 1252 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:08,585 Want me to Get you a soda? 1253 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,671 Okay. 1254 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,172 [judy] Smash his ear! 1255 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,715 Ow! Oh! 1256 00:59:13,883 --> 00:59:16,218 Happening. It's happening! Loan me your hat real fast. 1257 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,221 My hat? 1258 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:22,015 [heaving] Ew! 1259 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:23,934 Ew, gross! 1260 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:25,227 Never again! 1261 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,105 From now on it's only Kosher franks for me. 1262 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:30,148 Here. Keep it! 1263 00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:39,700 [grunting, groaning] [cheering] 1264 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:42,494 [together] One, two, three! 1265 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,538 You're outta there! 1266 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,082 [bell ringing] Yeah! Here, take that! 1267 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,752 Winner... 1268 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,672 [grunts] 1269 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,050 Here, mike, come here. 1270 00:59:57,218 --> 00:59:58,302 [groaning] [boos] 1271 00:59:58,469 --> 00:59:59,469 Get outta the way! 1272 00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:00,929 I wanna tell you somethin'. I wanna say, I'm the greatest! 1273 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,139 I'm a killer! I'm an animal! 1274 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:03,640 And I also wanna say... 1275 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:06,602 Happy birthday to angie vega From all the gang 1276 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,103 At chapman and chapman. 1277 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:09,938 Now get down here, angie, Or I'm gonna have to 1278 01:00:10,106 --> 01:00:11,607 Come up there and get ya! 1279 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,066 Whoa! Whoa! 1280 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,985 Come on, come on. Go. Come on! 1281 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,821 Come on, get on down here! 1282 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:19,781 Come on! 1283 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:23,410 [cheering, whistling] 1284 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,248 Hey! Who invited you Down here, punk? 1285 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,459 Here, come here! You wanna be in the ring? 1286 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,794 Well, now you're in here. 1287 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,588 [laughing] [screaming] 1288 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,548 [angie] Stop! Put him down! 1289 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:39,092 No! Put him down! 1290 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:44,348 [screaming continues] 1291 01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:48,310 I'll put him down, little Girl. Here, you take him. 1292 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,770 Oh my god! 1293 01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:51,480 Whoa, where are you goin', Little lady? 1294 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:52,564 Come on, everybody! 1295 01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:57,903 ♪ happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you ♪ 1296 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:06,953 ♪ happy birthday, dear angie Happy birthday to you ♪ 1297 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:13,126 [applause] 1298 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:21,843 Wrestlers are not really That mean, you know. 1299 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:24,137 They're just like hammy Tv actors, which is why 1300 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:25,472 They didn't hurt me. 1301 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,432 It's like a Professional courtesy. 1302 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,476 Those tickets must've Cost you a lot of money. 1303 01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:32,270 They cost $237, but they Didn't cost me anything. 1304 01:01:32,438 --> 01:01:34,022 It's coming out of your cut. 1305 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,024 I think judy wasserman Would make a great wrestler. 1306 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,652 They could call her The mermanator. 1307 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,237 [laughing] Hey, if you're not gonna wear 1308 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:42,406 That stole that barry Gave you, do you mind 1309 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:43,740 If I borrow it? 1310 01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:45,325 Be my guest. 1311 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:46,868 You and evan Set a date yet? 1312 01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:48,620 Shut up! 1313 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,790 You really are 11, ang. Enjoy it. 1314 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:53,875 I know it was the High point of my life. 1315 01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:57,003 I was thinking about... 1316 01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:03,760 ♪♪♪ 1317 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,647 Hey! What happened? 1318 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:16,773 The corporate secretary called. 1319 01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:20,193 She said it was important He see both of us right away. 1320 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,737 You think? 1321 01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:24,573 He's making angie The official spokesgirl. 1322 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,159 [cheering] 1323 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:33,665 [whistles] Oh, look at this! 1324 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,250 Hello, mr. C. 1325 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,918 Mr. Corcoran, Good to see you again. 1326 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:39,796 Sit down, gentlemen! 1327 01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:41,173 Whoops! 1328 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:44,217 Just gonna... 1329 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,304 This is my attorney, Mr. Norman feller. 1330 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,764 Hey, norman. 1331 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:50,056 Oh, pleasure To meet you, norman. 1332 01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:51,767 I've always loved That name, "norman." 1333 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:52,893 That's nice. 1334 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,436 Mr. Feller, would you Tell these gentlemen... 1335 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,188 What you've just told me? 1336 01:02:56,355 --> 01:02:57,606 Yes, sir. 1337 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,317 Our legal department does the Check into all the contractual 1338 01:03:00,485 --> 01:03:02,402 Aspects of the commercials. 1339 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,780 We discovered that the signature On angie's contract... 1340 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:09,659 Belongs to a janice vega, Who is not her legal guardian. 1341 01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:14,539 Angie's actual guardian Is her father, a richard vega. 1342 01:03:14,707 --> 01:03:17,167 No, that's, that's not, That's not possible. 1343 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,127 You told me Her father was dead. 1344 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:20,879 He's dead. He's dead! 1345 01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,840 Angie's father, Who is very much alive, 1346 01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:27,427 Is at a rehab center upstate. 1347 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:34,184 These commercials cost me One-half million dollars. 1348 01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:36,812 And now I may not Be able to air them! 1349 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:38,271 I don't know what to say, sir. 1350 01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:39,940 We had no idea... What do you do? 1351 01:03:40,107 --> 01:03:42,901 Pick up kids From off the streets? 1352 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,986 Now listen carefully! 1353 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,072 If these contracts... 1354 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,367 Are not on my desk by Tomorrow morning, signed 1355 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:53,662 By angie's father, You will pay for 1356 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,706 These commercials, And then I will sue you... 1357 01:03:56,874 --> 01:04:03,129 For breach of contract, Fraud and gross negligence! 1358 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:06,925 Now believe me, If you do not comply, 1359 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:12,389 I will have your heads. Now get out of my office! 1360 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:15,475 Ohhh! 1361 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,229 [groaning] This is my fault. 1362 01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:20,605 I should never have Listened to you. 1363 01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:22,524 Anyone who's stupid enough To listen to you... 1364 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,150 Deserves to wind up In this situation. 1365 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,360 Do me a favor, ed. 1366 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,320 Don't make it sound like I'm a complete moron. 1367 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:28,864 She told me that her Father was dead! 1368 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:30,365 So what? Corcoran's right. 1369 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:32,367 It was our job to know She has a father! 1370 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,327 I don't even know what We're doing representing 1371 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:35,579 Her in the first place. 1372 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:36,788 You are unbelievable! 1373 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:37,873 Twenty minutes ago... 1374 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,082 You were thrilled When you thought the money 1375 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,250 Was gonna come rolling in. 1376 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,626 Now don't be such a hypocrite, All right, ed? 1377 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:43,003 Don't tell me about the money! 1378 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:44,713 You think because you Go out and find one client 1379 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:45,964 In the past two years... 1380 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,716 I should get down On my knees and thank you? 1381 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:50,719 I have kept this agency Open for the past ten years! 1382 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,138 If it wasn't for me, ed, There wouldn't be an agency. 1383 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,806 Well, that's old news, michael. 1384 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:56,600 That was 15 years ago! 1385 01:04:56,767 --> 01:04:58,894 That excuse doesn't Hold up anymore. 1386 01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:00,395 [elevator bell rings] All right, fine. Fine. 1387 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:02,939 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go up to elmira. 1388 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,357 I'm gonna get The signature myself. 1389 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:06,902 I'm gonna do it All by myself! 1390 01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,821 I'm gonna need your car And some money for gas. 1391 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:12,282 [starter grinding] When was the last time 1392 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:14,492 You were behind the wheel? 1393 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:16,703 I'm doing this. Why don't you Go back to the office 1394 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:18,079 And call our lawyer? 1395 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:19,414 What lawyer? 1396 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,166 Eric the magician's father, He's a lawyer, right? 1397 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,709 Call him. 1398 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,919 Eric the magician... 1399 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,503 [tires screeching] 1400 01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:27,005 Oh, oh! Let me in. 1401 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,632 All right. All right. I'm okay. 1402 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:29,883 Let me in, I'll drive! 1403 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:31,217 I'm okay, I'm okay! I'm okay! 1404 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:32,427 Who cares about you? 1405 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,179 I still have payments On this car! 1406 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,765 [tires screeching] [horn honking] 1407 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,516 [man shouting indistinctly] 1408 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:39,893 Michael, get out of the... 1409 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,561 [tires screeching] 1410 01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:54,532 So that's when I decided that The best thing to do would be... 1411 01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,993 Just to get in the car And drive up here. 1412 01:05:57,161 --> 01:05:59,871 I... I appreciate what You're doing for angie. 1413 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,247 But I'm her father. 1414 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,708 Why didn't you call me? 1415 01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:06,294 Well, angie never Told me about you. 1416 01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:08,046 What do you mean? 1417 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:12,175 Well... She said you were dead. 1418 01:06:12,343 --> 01:06:15,261 Oh. 1419 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,806 I mean, I think she meant it In the best sense of the word. 1420 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:25,522 You know, like tired dead. Dead tired. Pooped. 1421 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:34,447 When my wife died, I lost it. Okay? 1422 01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:38,785 I snapped, and this is something Very difficult for me to admit, 1423 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,329 But I was not there For my daughters 1424 01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:42,998 The way I should have been. 1425 01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:44,958 I... You don't have to Explain to me. Listen. 1426 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:49,671 My life has been going Downhill for about 15 years. 1427 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,339 I mean, at least you Have daughters. 1428 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:55,051 I have no kids. I have no money. 1429 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:57,804 I have no... Life. 1430 01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:00,974 I'm sorry, did I interrupt you? No, go on. 1431 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:04,853 I'm starting to feel better. I'm starting to feel worse. 1432 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,689 Well, maybe you should Come here and stay for a while. 1433 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,858 [sighing] Actually this is a pretty good 1434 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:13,194 Place, and I'm feeling great. 1435 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:18,033 When I get my family back, I'll be all right. 1436 01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:20,744 [angie singing] Zip-a-dee-doo-dah 1437 01:07:20,911 --> 01:07:22,370 Zip-a-dee-ay My, oh, my 1438 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:25,707 What a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine 1439 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,334 Comin' my way zip... 1440 01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:29,836 Hey, chapman! 1441 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,254 How're ya doin'? 1442 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:34,090 I hope you're hungry 'Cause we're having spaghetti. 1443 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:38,136 That is, if I can get it Off the side of the pot. 1444 01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:40,096 Hey, ang? 1445 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:41,598 Oh, and anna called. 1446 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,141 She said you were supposed To call her back friday. 1447 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:44,392 Angie? 1448 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:45,810 You really get around. 1449 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:47,062 You a condom tester Or something? 1450 01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:49,606 Angie! 1451 01:07:50,524 --> 01:07:53,359 I met your father today. 1452 01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:55,361 What did you say? 1453 01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:59,949 I said, I saw your dad today. I went up to elmira. 1454 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,202 How come you didn't Tell me about him? 1455 01:08:02,369 --> 01:08:04,079 I hate my father. 1456 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:07,082 I like him. 1457 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,293 I can't believe you went up to See him without asking me first. 1458 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:11,961 You had no right to do that! 1459 01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:14,923 It wasn't exactly A pleasure trip! 1460 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,925 You know corcoran threatened To sue me and ed if we didn't 1461 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,426 Get your father's signature? 1462 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:21,554 You could've told me first! 1463 01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:23,640 If you had been honest with me, We wouldn't even be having 1464 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:25,767 This conversation right now. 1465 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:27,769 You gotta stop lying, ang. Don't give me that. 1466 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,396 You lie all the time. I do not. 1467 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:31,648 No? 1468 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:33,149 You lied to ed about me When we first went 1469 01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:35,151 Up to the office. Right? 1470 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:36,611 [sighs] And then you made up 1471 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,029 Some fake resumé for me. 1472 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,782 And then... You lie To your girlfriends. 1473 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,534 That's different. Yeah, right. 1474 01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:45,703 It's okay for you to lie. 1475 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,290 Look, the point is your Dad's worried about you... 1476 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:52,127 And he wants to talk to you. 1477 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:56,131 And he thinks you should Go back to your house. 1478 01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:59,592 He said he would make Sure lenny moves out. 1479 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,846 He's your father, ang. 1480 01:09:03,013 --> 01:09:06,349 I think you should Do what he says. 1481 01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:10,019 Fine. I'll leave now. 1482 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,105 I'm not saying you Should leave now. 1483 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,023 No, I want to. 1484 01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:16,484 Will... Will you just Calm down for a second? 1485 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,695 Maybe we can sit down And discuss this! 1486 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:20,405 There's nothing to discuss. 1487 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,198 Everybody's already Decided what I should do. 1488 01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:25,702 I mean, don't bother Asking me or anything. 1489 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,245 We haven't decided What you should do. 1490 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,788 It's just that... 1491 01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:30,081 If you get together and Talk, maybe you could 1492 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:31,416 Work it out with him. 1493 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,001 I'm just trying To help, ang! 1494 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:36,087 You can't help me. You can't even help yourself. 1495 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:37,505 Look at you! 1496 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,632 You're disgusting, You live like a pig... 1497 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,342 And you think you're Real charming and cute 1498 01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:43,344 And that everybody loves you. 1499 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:45,471 But you're 31, You have no money and you 1500 01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:46,973 Walk around telling everybody... 1501 01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:48,725 About some stupid Television show you were on 1502 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,603 That nobody cares about anymore. 1503 01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:53,521 You're a has-been. 1504 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:54,981 Don't be mean, angie. 1505 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:56,441 If you wanna talk, We'll talk, 1506 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:57,901 But don't be mean. 1507 01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:59,068 I don't wanna talk. 1508 01:09:59,236 --> 01:10:01,154 There's nothing to talk about. I did the commercials. 1509 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:03,823 I get my money, you get Your money and that's it. 1510 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:05,783 Everybody's happy. 1511 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,703 Wait a minute. Angie! 1512 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,496 Just leave me alone. 1513 01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:12,624 Where are you going? 1514 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,542 And don't follow me. 1515 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,378 [sighing] 1516 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:31,935 ♪ where did summer go How'd I miss ♪ 1517 01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:37,649 ♪ the change of season All at once ♪ 1518 01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:45,865 ♪ the wind blows rough It's cold enough to snow ♪ 1519 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:52,997 [laughing] In the street below 1520 01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:58,127 Hey, you're back! You okay? 1521 01:10:58,295 --> 01:11:00,088 Yeah. 1522 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,757 ♪ they've got no reason Don't they know ♪ 1523 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:09,973 ♪ it's cold enough to snow ♪ 1524 01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:22,944 ♪ on the radio there's a guy Says it's not freezin' ♪ 1525 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:31,160 Hi, angie. 1526 01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:34,330 [man] Thank you. Merry christmas. 1527 01:11:34,498 --> 01:11:37,417 Ho, ho, ho! Merry christmas. 1528 01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:42,922 Geena! 1529 01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:45,758 Merry christmas, Mr. Chapman. 1530 01:11:45,926 --> 01:11:48,261 Merry christmas To you too, geena. 1531 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,264 How about a kiss? 1532 01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:56,436 Geena, let's make out. Ed in the office? 1533 01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:57,812 Yeah. 1534 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,231 He's in with mrs. Corman. 1535 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,859 Am I interrupting anything? 1536 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:05,445 Oh, none of your concern. 1537 01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:07,488 Mrs. Corman was Just in the middle of 1538 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:08,990 Giving us the axe... 1539 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,034 On behalf of barry. 1540 01:12:11,201 --> 01:12:12,285 Oh! 1541 01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:16,122 I tried to talk to him, But he would not budge. 1542 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:18,750 He's just sold On this mr. Spiro. 1543 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:19,959 Can I say something? 1544 01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:21,919 Excuse me if I'm out of line, But I can't believe, 1545 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:26,382 After all these years together, That barry couldn't come up here 1546 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:28,259 And just tell us this himself. 1547 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,887 He's in disney world With mr. Spiro. 1548 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,431 It was his christmas present. 1549 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,601 Well, I won't keep you. 1550 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,853 I know you must have More pressing matters 1551 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,689 To discuss than barry. 1552 01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:44,359 Yeah, I gotta Call the movers. 1553 01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:46,069 Well, good-bye, gentlemen. 1554 01:12:46,236 --> 01:12:49,822 I hope we can still be friends. 1555 01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:54,535 All right, Let's not panic, okay? 1556 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:55,995 We still got money coming in. 1557 01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:57,622 No, we don't. 1558 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,874 Corcoran's lawyer called. 1559 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:03,378 They're holding us responsible For legal fees and the cost 1560 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,380 Of delaying the commercials. 1561 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:08,424 We're lucky if we break even On the sunburst spot. 1562 01:13:08,592 --> 01:13:10,259 Without barry, We're dead. 1563 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:11,677 No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. 1564 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:15,473 At the next open audition, some Terrific tyke is gonna come in. 1565 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,808 We're gonna be right back. 1566 01:13:16,975 --> 01:13:18,434 Michael, I'm gonna Work for uncle larry. 1567 01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:19,727 No, ed! 1568 01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:21,104 You're not gonna change my mind. 1569 01:13:21,271 --> 01:13:24,315 Please... Don't make this harder For me than it already is. 1570 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,192 I love you, I'll miss working with you, 1571 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,320 I'll even miss this Godforsaken place, 1572 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,905 But I've got no choice. 1573 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:35,118 What am I supposed to do? Huh? What about me? 1574 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:37,537 You'll be fine! Maybe this Will turn out to be the best 1575 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:39,038 Thing for the both of us. 1576 01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:41,416 That's easy for you to say, ed. You've got a job, 1577 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,960 Degrading though it may be. 1578 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:47,088 I have to go out And I can't tell you why. 1579 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,589 Geena, what? 1580 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:50,591 Well, if you're gonna Beat it outta me, I'll tell ya. 1581 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:52,093 Angie's at lord and taylor's. 1582 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,554 She was caught shoplifting, And she needs somebody 1583 01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:56,889 To get her out. 1584 01:13:57,057 --> 01:13:59,892 Mr. Chapman, You be nice to her. 1585 01:14:00,894 --> 01:14:03,521 [horns honking, bell ringing] 1586 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,356 [indistinct talking] I can't talk now, 1587 01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:07,108 We're having a party. I will call you later, yes. 1588 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,943 I'm gonna pick everything up. All right. 1589 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,320 I love you too. Bye. 1590 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:14,157 Hi. My name is michael chapman. I'm looking for angie vega. 1591 01:14:14,324 --> 01:14:15,575 And? 1592 01:14:15,742 --> 01:14:16,784 Shoplifter. 1593 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:19,370 Ah, yes. 1594 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:24,750 What are you doing here? 1595 01:14:24,918 --> 01:14:26,836 Could we have a minute? 1596 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:27,879 Thanks. 1597 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,464 Yeah. 1598 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,299 I called for geena, not you. 1599 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,134 Just go away, okay? 1600 01:14:33,302 --> 01:14:37,472 Just calm down, all right? It's not geena's fault. 1601 01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:39,974 I had to drag it out of her. 1602 01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:42,768 Can I leave now? 1603 01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:47,815 What's wrong with you? Huh? 1604 01:14:47,983 --> 01:14:50,485 I mean, why do you do this? 1605 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:51,986 Just forget About it, okay? 1606 01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:53,488 You don't need the money. 1607 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:54,780 Yes, I do! 1608 01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:56,991 Lenny stole my paycheck And disappeared, okay? 1609 01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:59,160 You happy now? 1610 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:02,079 No. No. I still don't know What you need so bad 1611 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:03,456 That you gotta steal it. 1612 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:06,709 What, a bottle of perfume? 1613 01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:08,127 [sighs] It's a christmas present 1614 01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:10,129 For janice. 1615 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,547 Who's the watch for? 1616 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:15,885 Since when do you need a watch? 1617 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:24,977 You know how you never Know what time it is? 1618 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:29,565 Well, this way you won't Be late to appointments, 1619 01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:32,652 Ed wouldn't get Mad, and... 1620 01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:36,197 And maybe... I could Stay with you. 1621 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,992 Angie! 1622 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,829 Didn't you like it When I was there? 1623 01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:45,873 Yeah, you know I did. 1624 01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,626 Then what's the problem? 1625 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:52,755 It was a temporary situation. That's why it was fun. 1626 01:15:58,095 --> 01:15:59,720 I'm not your father. 1627 01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:02,723 I know that. My father left me. 1628 01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:04,725 You think he wanted to? 1629 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:07,562 He left so he could Get better and come back 1630 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:09,063 And take care of you. 1631 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,065 How do you know that? 1632 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:14,860 [sighing] Have I ever steered you wrong? 1633 01:16:15,028 --> 01:16:16,571 I told you you would be Terrific in commercials, 1634 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:17,947 And you were. 1635 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:21,200 I told you to go to school, And look how well you're doing. 1636 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,327 I told you to talk to evan, And now he's deeply 1637 01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:24,579 In love with you. 1638 01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:26,956 Shut up. 1639 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,082 [door opening] I think you're 1640 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,250 On television! 1641 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,585 Oh, yeah. Well, That's possible. I used to... 1642 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:31,836 No, not you. Her! 1643 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:33,087 On the commercial! 1644 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:34,297 On the tv commercial. Come on! 1645 01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:36,340 Hurry up, you're gonna miss it! 1646 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:37,758 Great! 1647 01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:39,093 Excuse us. 1648 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,761 Excuse us. Hey! 1649 01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,888 [television, indistinct] Yes! 1650 01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:44,265 Oh, my god! 1651 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,641 I should've known. 1652 01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:47,018 It's my favorite Little sunny friend. 1653 01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:50,104 [laughing] Hey. 1654 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:53,107 Sunburst cookies Light up my day. 1655 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:57,695 [cheering] Ah, come here. 1656 01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:01,282 Well, I guess it would be Bad luck to arrest the... 1657 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,784 Sunburst cookie girl On christmas eve. 1658 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:04,660 [crowd] Yeah! 1659 01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:06,996 Next time you buy your presents Like everybody else. 1660 01:17:07,164 --> 01:17:08,372 She will. She will. 1661 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:09,665 But if you're gonna Steal a present, 1662 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:11,167 Isn't this a beauty? 1663 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,169 All right. Thank you. 1664 01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,337 Isn't it great? 1665 01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:15,755 Good-bye. Go. 1666 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:17,590 Yes. Let's go, let's go. 1667 01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:22,303 ♪ hark, the herald Hark, hark, the angels ♪ 1668 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,640 ♪ hark, the herald angels sing Glory to the newborn king ♪ 1669 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:27,808 I'm sorry you had to Come down and get me. 1670 01:17:27,976 --> 01:17:29,560 I know it was embarrassing. 1671 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:33,272 Don't sweat it. I don't Shop there much anyway. 1672 01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:35,983 So, what are you gonna Do for christmas eve? 1673 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:39,153 I don't know. Janice is working. 1674 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,155 Wanna come with me to ed's? Nah. 1675 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:44,408 I don't have any presents For anybody anyway. 1676 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:53,000 So, um... Merry christmas. Merry christmas. 1677 01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:01,842 Angie! 1678 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:04,345 It was a beautiful watch. Thanks a lot. 1679 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:07,473 But if you really wanna get me Something for christmas, 1680 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,809 You know what you Could do for me? 1681 01:18:09,976 --> 01:18:12,770 What? 1682 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:17,983 ["joy to the world"] 1683 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:20,361 [angie] Looks nice. 1684 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,321 Yeah. 1685 01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:23,531 Nice decorations. 1686 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:27,326 Yeah, really nice. Really decorative. 1687 01:18:27,911 --> 01:18:29,203 I changed my mind. I'm going. 1688 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,663 No way, angie. 1689 01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:32,039 Ho, ho, ho! 1690 01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:33,165 Hey, look at this. 1691 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,333 Merry christmas! 1692 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:35,543 How are you, little lady? 1693 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,671 Have you been bad or good This holiday season? 1694 01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:40,005 Don't ask, santa. 1695 01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:41,716 Come on, come on, What would you like 1696 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:43,217 For christmas? 1697 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,719 I'd like for you To find a chimney 1698 01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:46,887 And shove yourself... All right, okay. 1699 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,723 Santa, it's not a good time. 1700 01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,851 Well, aren't you An interesting little girl! 1701 01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,227 You can say that again. 1702 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,729 Hi. 1703 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:58,065 Well... Hi, angie. 1704 01:18:58,233 --> 01:18:59,650 Hi. 1705 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:00,818 Michael. 1706 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,278 Hey. Merry christmas, Richard. 1707 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:03,612 Merry christmas. 1708 01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:06,407 So, how was your ride up? 1709 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,909 Okay. 1710 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:13,038 Good. Why don't we all Go into the lounge? 1711 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:18,961 Ho, ho, ho! Merry christmas! 1712 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:21,338 Listen. You guys... Why don't you go ahead? 1713 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:24,216 I've got some really important Phone calls to make. 1714 01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:26,177 You know how show business is. 1715 01:19:26,344 --> 01:19:28,888 High stakes, big deals Happening every minute. 1716 01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,222 On christmas eve? 1717 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,349 Yeah, we represent A lot of elves. 1718 01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:35,144 Go ahead. It's okay. 1719 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:37,688 Let's go. 1720 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,818 There's a seat Over there in the corner. 1721 01:19:42,986 --> 01:19:44,612 Hi. How are you, mary? 1722 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:45,905 It's my daughter, Angie. 1723 01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:47,281 Hi. 1724 01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:48,574 My daughter, angie. 1725 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:51,202 Sit down. 1726 01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:55,080 Look, I want you To have this book. 1727 01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:56,665 It's a gift. 1728 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:59,084 It's very, very Important to me. 1729 01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:00,628 I want you to read it. 1730 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,963 I wrote all the things i Wanna change about myself. 1731 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,673 And no drinks. 1732 01:20:04,841 --> 01:20:07,134 Well, are you gonna start Drinking when we get home? 1733 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,761 No, I won't. I promise. 1734 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,554 Read, read the book. 1735 01:20:10,722 --> 01:20:13,808 See this? These are all of the Things that I've been thinking 1736 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:16,143 While I've been in here. 1737 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:20,481 Thank you. Thank you, baby. 1738 01:20:25,445 --> 01:20:26,904 Oh, sorry. 1739 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,739 That's okay. 1740 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:32,243 You know, actually... 1741 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:35,162 She's been really Good this year. 1742 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:50,803 [telephone ringing] [crying] 1743 01:20:57,394 --> 01:21:00,437 Chapman and chapman. But not for long. 1744 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:02,273 How may I help you? 1745 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,108 Geena? It's angie. 1746 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:05,860 What's the matter? 1747 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,070 [crying continues] It's over. 1748 01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:10,155 The agency's closing. 1749 01:21:10,323 --> 01:21:11,866 It's all over. 1750 01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:13,617 What happened? 1751 01:21:13,785 --> 01:21:15,119 Ohhh! 1752 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:18,122 That little shrunken cretin, Barry corman, 1753 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:20,207 He finally got his way. 1754 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:24,962 [crying continues] Barry, so nice to see you! 1755 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:26,714 You look gorgeous. 1756 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,383 And I'm so glad you Finally came around. 1757 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:30,801 What was it? 1758 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,469 My smile? My personality? 1759 01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:33,971 My financial status? 1760 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:38,976 All of the above. Something's going on. 1761 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:43,063 Why are you suddenly So nice to me, my lady in red? 1762 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:46,901 Well, there was something I wanted to talk to you about. 1763 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,569 I just heard Chapman and chapman 1764 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:49,904 Was closing. 1765 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,406 Yeah. I'm all broken up. What's your point? 1766 01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,909 I think you should Go back with them. 1767 01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,703 Hey, toots, my cologne Makin' you dizzy? 1768 01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,163 Listen to me, dream boat. 1769 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,040 Those guys are bums, They're losers. 1770 01:22:01,207 --> 01:22:04,251 They couldn't get Castro a job in cuba. 1771 01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:05,669 Come here, barry. 1772 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,756 I wanna whisper Something in your ear. 1773 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,382 [grunts] You listen to me! 1774 01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:11,926 You think you're Gonna be 12 forever? 1775 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:14,887 You're not. You're gonna get Bigger and uglier and hairier. 1776 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:17,348 And in a few years when Nobody'll hire you, spiro'll 1777 01:22:17,515 --> 01:22:19,433 Drop you like a hot potato. 1778 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:23,479 But michael and ed will Always be there for you. 1779 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:25,856 Okay, okay! 1780 01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:28,233 What a she-devil! 1781 01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:31,278 Geena didn't say What the problem was? 1782 01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:32,905 She just said it was some Kind of emergency, and we 1783 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,573 Should get here right away. 1784 01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:36,992 She probably Broke another nail. 1785 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:42,122 Surprise! 1786 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:47,962 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ For me? 1787 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,673 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ 1788 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,633 You know it's not my Birthday, right? 1789 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:53,842 I know. 1790 01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:56,220 But I thought you needed a party And we got the perfect present. 1791 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,847 ♪ happy birthday, dear michael ♪ Actually it's for both of you. 1792 01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,307 Just as long as You didn't steal it. 1793 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,893 I don't think so. It's hard To put a cake in your pocket. 1794 01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:04,186 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ 1795 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,021 Well, come on, blow Out the candles. 1796 01:23:06,189 --> 01:23:07,648 [cheering, applause] Ta-da! 1797 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:08,983 Whoa, this is a big cake! 1798 01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:11,944 I'm gonna need some help Here with these candles. 1799 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:15,364 [blowing] Hey, it's your lucky day! 1800 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:16,991 I'm back! 1801 01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,283 [laughing] See? 1802 01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:19,660 Now the agency can stay open. Yeah! 1803 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,328 Ang, this is great. How'd you pull this off? 1804 01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:24,123 Well, angie and I had a little Talk, and she convinced me 1805 01:23:24,290 --> 01:23:26,667 To be loyal and nice and... 1806 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:28,252 What was that other thing? 1807 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,921 A human being. Yeah, whatever. 1808 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,006 [michael] Well, barry, 1809 01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:34,341 I never thought I'd say this, But it is great to see you 1810 01:23:34,509 --> 01:23:36,969 Again, and thanks for not Jumping out of the cake naked. 1811 01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:38,012 [laughing] 1812 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:39,430 What do you think? Some gift, huh? 1813 01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:41,515 Actually I was hoping For power tools. 1814 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:42,725 Tsk! 1815 01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:43,976 Ed, what are you talking about? 1816 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,519 We're back in business here. Lassie has come home! 1817 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:46,854 [crowd] Yeah! 1818 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:48,022 Michael, please! 1819 01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:49,314 He'll leave again in a month... 1820 01:23:49,482 --> 01:23:50,566 When you call him An overgrown munchkin, 1821 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:52,109 And I'll be stuck Here alone with the 1822 01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:53,527 Children that time forgot. 1823 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:56,864 [moans, groans] ♪ you'll be swell ♪ 1824 01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,117 ♪ you'll be great ♪ Judy, switch to decaf. 1825 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,368 I don't believe it! 1826 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:03,495 You just can't save some people. 1827 01:24:03,663 --> 01:24:06,373 Come on, mr. Chapman, It'll be just like old times. 1828 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:07,875 [crowd] Yeah! 1829 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,710 Yeah. Why do you think I'm leaving? 1830 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:11,295 Ed! 1831 01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:13,297 Remember you said I should Decide whether I wanna 1832 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:14,882 Do this job or not? 1833 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,258 Well, I decided, ed. I wanna do it! 1834 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,634 I'm ready to do it! 1835 01:24:17,802 --> 01:24:19,219 Listen to him, ed! He's great with kids! 1836 01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:20,763 Look what he did for me! 1837 01:24:20,930 --> 01:24:22,056 That's right. Ed, ed! 1838 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,892 I turned her from a pickpocket Into a star into a shoplifter. 1839 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,435 You think that's easy? 1840 01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:28,020 [crowd] Yeah! 1841 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:29,438 [woman knocking] Hi, we're here 1842 01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:31,982 For the open auditions. 1843 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:34,902 I'm sorry, ma'am, But the agency is closed... 1844 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,445 Forever. 1845 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:39,031 Listen, my daughter Has a wonderful voice. 1846 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,575 And I've been Practicin' and practicin'. 1847 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,827 Practicin' and practicin'. 1848 01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:46,413 Ed, come on. 1849 01:24:46,581 --> 01:24:48,916 Listen to me, All right? 1850 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:51,752 I wanna tell you something That I've never told you before. 1851 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,921 All right? 1852 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:58,592 When they had the life of mikey Auditions and dad took me down, 1853 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,595 And they said, "we're not Seeing any more kids," 1854 01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:07,267 And dad said... Dad said, "I'm not Leaving until you see my kid." 1855 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:11,105 And we stayed there Until they saw me. 1856 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:14,775 Mom took you To those auditions. 1857 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:17,736 All right, So do it for mom. 1858 01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:21,115 Do it for mom, Right? Come on! 1859 01:25:21,282 --> 01:25:22,908 [cheering] Do it for mom. 1860 01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,701 ♪♪♪ 1861 01:25:24,869 --> 01:25:28,247 ♪ come on along and listen to ♪ 1862 01:25:28,414 --> 01:25:35,462 ♪ the lullaby of broadway The hit parade and ballyhoo ♪ 1863 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:41,218 ♪ the lullaby of broadway The rumble of the subway... ♪ 1864 01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:43,637 Geena! Geena, hold... Hold on for a second. 1865 01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,305 What did you say Your name was again? 1866 01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:47,266 Kimberly denise jackson. 1867 01:25:47,433 --> 01:25:48,517 Kimberly. 1868 01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:49,726 You got a real pretty Voice, kimberly. 1869 01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:50,894 Thank you. 1870 01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:52,479 Do you think that you Could sing any louder? 1871 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:53,814 Mm-hmm. 1872 01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:55,983 Oh, and one other thing. 1873 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:59,069 Can you try and pretend that, um, somewhere 1874 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:00,737 Outside of this room... 1875 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:01,864 Mm-hmm. 1876 01:26:02,031 --> 01:26:03,532 Outside this build... Across the street... 1877 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:04,658 Uh-huh. 1878 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:07,578 Across the ocean... In, in russia, kimberly, 1879 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:10,038 There's an old guy with a cup of yogurt, 1880 01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:13,125 And he's saying, all I want is to hear 1881 01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:17,171 Kimberly denise jackson sing before I die." 1882 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:19,047 Can you do that for him, kimberly? 1883 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,549 Can you sing for him, kimberly? 1884 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:21,925 Can you do it? 1885 01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:24,011 Uh-huh. 1886 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:26,388 Let's give it a try. 1887 01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:28,015 Okay, geena. Come on. Throw yourself into it! 1888 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,850 Get crazy! Get loud! 1889 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:31,643 ♪♪♪ 1890 01:26:31,811 --> 01:26:34,813 ♪ a rumble of the subway train ♪ 1891 01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,566 Good. A little bit louder. 1892 01:26:37,734 --> 01:26:39,276 ♪ the rattle of the taxis ♪ 1893 01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:40,903 Sing as if your life depended on it. 1894 01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:42,779 ♪ the daffodils that entertain ♪ 1895 01:26:42,947 --> 01:26:45,532 Sing as if my life depended on it. 1896 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:49,244 ♪ at angelo and maxie's when the broadway baby ♪ 1897 01:26:49,412 --> 01:26:50,954 ♪ says good night ♪ 1898 01:26:51,122 --> 01:26:53,332 Good. Great! 1899 01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:55,709 ♪ and it's early in the morning ♪ 1900 01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:57,377 ♪ manhattan baby don't sleep tight ♪ 1901 01:26:57,545 --> 01:26:59,213 Kimberly, just let it go. 1902 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:01,673 ♪ until the dawn ♪ Yes! 1903 01:27:01,841 --> 01:27:05,844 And I hate this song. Yes! 1904 01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:08,722 ♪ good night oh, my baby ♪ 1905 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,224 ♪ good night ♪ 1906 01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:11,850 Ang, what a great Birthday present! 1907 01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:14,061 Give me five percent, and we'll call it even. 1908 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,604 Get a life! 1909 01:27:15,772 --> 01:27:19,191 ♪ Oh, listen to ♪ 1910 01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:21,818 All right, already. Let's sign this girl. 1911 01:27:21,986 --> 01:27:24,196 He comes crawlin' back. 1912 01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:27,908 ♪ ohhh ♪ 1913 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:35,415 ♪ of broadway ♪ 1914 01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:39,086 ♪ the lullaby of broadway ♪♪ 1915 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:42,506 [cheering] 1916 01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:45,342 Oh, sure, she can carry a tune, 1917 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:48,345 But let's not forget who pays the bills around here, huh. 1918 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:51,515 Death! 1919 01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:52,849 Yeah! 1920 01:27:53,017 --> 01:27:55,269 Gotcha! 1921 01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:56,728 ["life with mikey theme"] [shouting, groaning] 1922 01:27:56,896 --> 01:28:01,316 ♪ it's life with mikey life with mikey ♪ 1923 01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:02,901 ♪ throw another one, angie. ♪ 1924 01:28:03,069 --> 01:28:05,404 ♪ he's coming, look out there's trouble in store ♪ 1925 01:28:05,571 --> 01:28:06,697 ♪ no doubt ♪ 1926 01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:09,449 ♪ that's life with mikey ♪ 1927 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,618 ♪ batten down the hatches put away the matches ♪ 1928 01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:13,745 ♪ the cat's in the dryer the car's short a tire ♪ 1929 01:28:13,913 --> 01:28:17,249 ♪ and who stole daddy's cigar the basement's soakin' ♪ 1930 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:21,086 ♪ the window's broken Mikey can't be very far ♪ 1931 01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:24,506 ♪ he's castin' his spell and everything's gone ♪ 1932 01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,967 ♪ pell-mell oh well, ♪ 1933 01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:33,348 ♪ that's life life with mikey ♪ 1934 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,269 ♪ watch out ♪♪ 1935 01:28:38,646 --> 01:28:43,608 ♪♪♪ 1936 01:28:49,365 --> 01:28:54,453 ♪ where did summer go ♪ 1937 01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:59,666 ♪ how'd I miss the change of season ♪ 1938 01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:04,921 ♪ all at once the wind blows rough ♪ 1939 01:29:05,089 --> 01:29:13,138 ♪ it's cold enough to snow in the street below ♪ 1940 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:20,354 ♪ people laugh they got no reason ♪ 1941 01:29:20,521 --> 01:29:27,152 ♪ don't they know it's cold enough to snow ♪ 1942 01:29:29,113 --> 01:29:38,622 ♪ when we were together and you were stayin' ♪ 1943 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:48,256 ♪ funny but the weather still felt like may ♪ 1944 01:29:48,424 --> 01:29:55,847 ♪ in mid-december now the chill winds blow ♪ 1945 01:29:56,015 --> 01:30:03,313 ♪ sunny skies are only teasin' you won't show ♪ 1946 01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:07,692 ♪ it's cold enough to snow ♪ 1947 01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:14,866 ♪♪♪ 1948 01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:41,184 ♪ On the radio there's a man says it ain't freezin' ♪ 1949 01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:48,900 ♪ what's he know he didn't watch you go ♪ 1950 01:30:51,237 --> 01:30:57,784 ♪ now the sun can shine if it wants to, fine ♪ 1951 01:30:57,952 --> 01:31:08,753 ♪ but it's cold enough to snow ♪♪